MY FRIEND HAS A YODELING PICKLE omg the button’s really sensitive and the yodeling’s obnoxiously loud and lasts for like a whole minute right so like one day she brought it to school thinking she could show it off during lunch but she put it in with her books so like she was called down to the office to leave early or something and she grabbed her bag and swung it over her shoulder and right in the dead of the silent classroom we all heard this piercingly loud yodeling erupt from her backpack and we all sat there confused looking at her and she had frozen in place and was staring at the ground in terror and we just sat there for the entire minute as it yodeled and i have to say that was one of the most interesting experience Ive ever had in my entire life
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE
this one time while i was visiting her house, we decided to play a prank on her younger brother so we waited until he went to use the bathroom (they share a bathroom) and then we quietly and quickly pressed the button and threw it into the bathroom with him and then shut the door and he started screaming at the top of his lungs and we heard this loud crash and she ran in to check on him and it turns out that we scared him so bad that he fell into the bathtub and we found him all curled up in a ball in the tub sobbing quietly to himself whilst covered in pee and shampoo all while the pickle continued to yodel in the corner
I’m going to write movies based on your yodeling pickle adventures. Yodeling Pickle, Yodeling Pickle Rises, Yodeling Pickle Strikes Back, The Silence of the Yodeling Pickle.
DON’T YOU DARE TL;DR THIS I AM LAUGHING HARDER THAN I HAVE LAUGHED IN MONTHS
Hey guys, this is my little brother, Mikey. He’s 9 years old. The other day my best friend and I were watching “Americas next top model” and he came in the room and got really upset at how all of the girls seemed to be breaking down over the things they couldn’t control. One girl, who was very thin, was complaining that she was a “fat bitch” and how she needed to lose at least 10lbs. Another girl, quite beautiful, was complaining that her nose was too big for her face. Then Mikey started lecturing Chloe and me on how stupid they were. He was questioning how such beautiful girls could do this to themselves. We tried to explain to him how its not just them, everyone does it and it really upset him. So he wrote himself a little script and asked me for my laptop. He sat there for about two hours trying to make everything perfect so he could try to tell all the girls and guys out there who feel bad about themselves that they’re all beautiful and society is stupid. Please reblog this and share it with your friends for Mikey and his urge to make everyone aware of their beauty.
this is the most beautiful thing ive ever seen. ever.
I’m honestly crying right now.
This is so perfect
If this kid was like a decade older I think I’d have a crush on him,
Gallium is a silvery metal with atomic number 31. It’s used in semiconductors and LEDs, but the cool thing about it is its melting point, which is only about 85 degrees Fahrenheit. If you hold a solid gallium crystal in your hand, your body heat will cause it to slowly melt into a silvery metallic puddle. Pour it into a dish, and it freezes back into a solid.
While you probably shouldn’t lick your fingers after playing with it, gallium isn’t toxic and won’t make you crazy like mercury does. And if you get tired of it, you can melt it onto glass and make yourself a mirror.